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Cut N Run
 
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This is just wrong.

Postby Cut N Run » March 26th, 2012, 10:14 am

I got an email from a friend of mine in Rhode Island that I wanted to share;


Hi Jim,

I shot my first turkey today. It scared the crap out of the people in the frozen foods section...

John


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Re: This is just wrong.

Postby ylpnfol » March 26th, 2012, 12:30 pm

not much sport in that, now is it.....?? unless, of course, you consider the sprint that occured afterwards 8-)
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Re: This is just wrong.

Postby Limb Hanger » March 26th, 2012, 8:08 pm

Those market birds are easy to pattern, they roost in the same spot most every night. I'll bet shooting for the neck would ruin the giblets! Besides, I hear they don't taste as good as a wild bird...
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Re: This is just wrong.

Postby GR8CALLS » March 28th, 2012, 1:53 pm

Only question I have is: How the heck did he see the beard?? Image

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Re: This is just wrong.

Postby Dixie Belle » March 28th, 2012, 9:09 pm

Was he using mixed vegetable or frozen pizza camo? :?
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Re: This is just wrong.

Postby Limb Hanger » March 30th, 2012, 7:22 am

Beards are easy to spot on them birds, most all of them have one; except they’re yellow and looped (almost like a handle), and drag clear past their first leg joint. Makes them easy to carry and hold up for photos. Why my last bird was already tagged and weighed, poor spur less bugger!
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Re: This is just wrong.

Postby Mossberg835 » May 8th, 2012, 12:19 pm

I just read this...LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: This is just wrong.

Postby TurkeyJohn » May 8th, 2012, 1:23 pm

As a guy that used to have to wrestle frozen birds in the freezer case, I can personally attest that the only beards I ever saw in there were being worn by the old ladies that wanted to see how big the birds were at the bottom and needed me to fetch them for them to look at. Usually they had blue hair too.

My wife says Butterballs are way cheaper than the birds I bring home, but for me, not near as sporting. Talk about unresponsive toms this year!! :lol:

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