This is just wrong.

[Cut N Run]

I got an email from a friend of mine in Rhode Island that I wanted to share;


Hi Jim,

I shot my first turkey today. It scared the crap out of the people in the frozen foods section...

John


See? Told Ya'.

Jim

[ylpnfol]

not much sport in that, now is it.....?? unless, of course, you consider the sprint that occured afterwards

[Limb Hanger]

Those market birds are easy to pattern, they roost in the same spot most every night. I'll bet shooting for the neck would ruin the giblets! Besides, I hear they don't taste as good as a wild bird...

[GR8CALLS]

Only question I have is: How the heck did he see the beard??

Bill

[Dixie Belle]

Was he using mixed vegetable or frozen pizza camo?

[Limb Hanger]

Beards are easy to spot on them birds, most all of them have one; except they’re yellow and looped (almost like a handle), and drag clear past their first leg joint. Makes them easy to carry and hold up for photos. Why my last bird was already tagged and weighed, poor spur less bugger!

[Mossberg835]

I just read this...LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!

[TurkeyJohn]

As a guy that used to have to wrestle frozen birds in the freezer case, I can personally attest that the only beards I ever saw in there were being worn by the old ladies that wanted to see how big the birds were at the bottom and needed me to fetch them for them to look at. Usually they had blue hair too.

My wife says Butterballs are way cheaper than the birds I bring home, but for me, not near as sporting. Talk about unresponsive toms this year!!

TJ