Welcome TurkeyTracks, to the world of the possessed and obsessed! Following JPH's footsteps, here's my quicklist:
You still have time to escape....just turn and walk away. Don't say nobody warned you about catching this affliction!
Don't move....unless you're movin' (I'll let you ponder that one)
Toilet paper is
good to have
Good hunters aren't afraid to call,....but there are very definitely turkeys that are afraid of turkey calls! (I thought I might as well go ahead and start another argument here....the one on decoys is winding down)
Camo is good to have
Don't move....unless ya' got to
Call hardly any to a roosted gobbler
Try to sneak a nap and a good meal during the day sometimes....never, ever sleep-in in the mornings!
You can learn to call turkeys....and there are turkeys out there that will come to your calling
Turkeys, and turkey hunters, are unpredictable
Stick around here....if you can put up with the BS, you will learn much about turkey hunting!