ORIGINAL: Ozarks Hillbilly
The one I hate and has happened to me twice is the hunter that is between you and a bird and lets you do the calling for them and they never make a peep. The next thing you know you hear BOOM scares the crap out me.
That's the worst. I've had that happen -- never knew someone slipped in between us the roost tree. The other hunter never made a call though I could hear leaves rustling as the "hunter" (actually just a unethical stalker/killer, no hunting skill needed in this situation) crept into position just out of sight to my left below the bench. I didn't know what was making the sounds in the leaves, thought perhaps a coyote, but five minutes later, BOOM!
"So much of this business of hunting turkeys, you stupid it up right at the last.
You do everything right for an hour and a half, and then you sit down here
and there's nothing you can do about it, you made a mistake."
Tom Kelly, [i]Turkey Tales