by Singin » May 27th, 2008, 11:46 am
Try to cut as much meat off as you can and pack it full of salt or Borax. Pin it down with some thumbtacks or nails. It might stink a bit so just tell the wife thats normal. While your waiting for it to dry you can spend that time sucking up to her so you can put it in the livingroom. I find that flowers or dinner works best for that.
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