A couple of years ago, I had lent all my turkey tapes and DVD to SuperCore so he could get a better idea of what turkey hunting was like. This was the winter before his first hunt. One cold winter morning I really got a hankering to watch some turkey porn, so I went on YouTube to see what was on there.
My warning then and now is do not go on YouTube and put in the search "Hot Wild Turkey Porn" If you do, you'll find out. I posted the warning on my weblog. It is a stain that cannot be erased from the eyes.
So yesterday, I had a record number of folks visit my weblog. I had expected that they had all flocked over to listen to my new podcasts, or to catch one of my turkey hunting articles or. . .
. . . you guessed it. A HUGE number of people had come by putting in the search string "Hot Wild Turkey Porn" in a Google search engine and managed to get the warning about not putting in "Hot Wild Turkey Porn" as a search string.
Oh! The humanity!
Update: 50 more people have gone looking for "Hot Wild Turkey Porn" in the last few hours. What's up with you critters? My site is deluged with people looking for hot wild turkey porn.