As a good Christian man I do believe you are at heart much above those corrupt thoughts, and are indeed a victim of exposure to a depraved social group. Confess them brother and be cleansed. Besides I also believe that poor gal is just a naive city girl who ha no idea what impression she may have given.....why I will just have to take her turkey hunting to prove it. I'm sure she'll know exactly how to do it right....err I mean learn to use a call properly. Oh dag gum it, bad thoughts, bad thoughts, get out of my head bad thoughts.....geesh you guys can corrupt anyone!
Oh Bobby, I don't think your wife would have been so upset if you hadn't hit the replay button 49 times and froze it at that certain point every time.