you crawl on your belly with a trumpet around your neck?
Oh yeah, man! have been known to hang a couple of tubes around my neck also. Anything legal for the bird. [:D]
There have been some close calls with the noose tightening too much and just about strangling me! That's where those few extra pounds come in handy...[;)]
Almost forgot, Charlie Hudson makes a super trumpet. He is from Traveler's Rest, SC and had a long history of making super calls. They are not cheap, but they are quality. He just started making a shorter trumpet in the past two years that is really nice. You can find him in Mickel's first or second book. I can't remember which..I think it was the first.